If I can figure out how to paraphrase your story briefly, you may be the next funniest thing of the week.
Although I'm pleased that you chose for your alter ego an elusive man who wears leather and drives a Ducati. I never thought of anything so clever back when I was signing letters "David Sclothe." The only elaboration I did for that guy was to say, "Oh, um, I'm sorry, I don't know why anyone would have put you through to me. You say Mr. Sclothe sent you a letter? Well, he must be around here somewhere, but I gotta confess that I can't transfer calls within the department. Yeah, these corporations and their phone systems."
[submitted on 07 Mar 03]
!giarc!
mr. bowman (the elusive one, not the intern) is soo hot!!!!
[submitted on 10 Mar 03]
There really is a Virgin of the Handkerchiefs (some readers were confused about this), who apparently helped an infertile couple conceive a child many decades ago. The happy couple left handkerchiefs as thanks, starting a tradition.
[submitted on 15 Mar 03]
If I can figure out how to paraphrase your story briefly, you may be the next funniest thing of the week.
Although I'm pleased that you chose for your alter ego an elusive man who wears leather and drives a Ducati. I never thought of anything so clever back when I was signing letters "David Sclothe." The only elaboration I did for that guy was to say, "Oh, um, I'm sorry, I don't know why anyone would have put you through to me. You say Mr. Sclothe sent you a letter? Well, he must be around here somewhere, but I gotta confess that I can't transfer calls within the department. Yeah, these corporations and their phone systems." [submitted on 07 Mar 03]
There really is a Virgin of the Handkerchiefs (some readers were confused about this), who apparently helped an infertile couple conceive a child many decades ago. The happy couple left handkerchiefs as thanks, starting a tradition. [submitted on 15 Mar 03]